Heh, another meme...

[samaritan1975]

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father's middle name)
Jesse Bowling (reversed from above)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Male: Otis Unknown (sounds like a poor idea for a TV pilot)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of
your first name)
Comjo

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Cat

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Todd Fairfax (actually, that's not too bad)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Doctor Pepper (because the Blue Green Tea didn't sound right)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name)
Jombs (huh?)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Peppermint Molasses (oddly intimidating)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name).
No current pet, so I'll go with my first male pet, a golden retriever:
Chester Exart (sounds more like a band name, but it's not bad)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Darius Payday (bahahaha!)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pets name, street you grew up on)
Spunky Ashby (wow...)